“Deal on shutdown clears hurdle,” The Wall Street Journal says. “Air travel could slow to ‘trickle’” if “shutdown goes on,” USA Today says. “Frustrations climbing as travelers find they’re stuck,” ...

It's rare to wander into your standard girl-next-door territory and stumble onto someone so...well, distinctly unmatched. Stacy isn't subtle exactly, and yet subtlety seems beside the point here: ...