Well, dang it, the stupid funnel filled up too quickly while you were pouring in your 10W-30, and some spilled, missing the drip pan you'd set down. Act fast if you don't want that fresh premium ...

Here's the deal: my Camry unexpectedly started blowing oil out of the engine yesterday. Some of it is all over the driveway now. In hindsight, I should have thought to throw a few shovelfuls of sand ...